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"So good to meet you in person, you're actually cooler than your blog."
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Love when photographers plaster their name & © all over an image. It's like a chef peeing his initials onto your mashed potatoes. Voilà!
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couple near me at whole foods are discussing Twitter. she thinks it's boring. bitch.
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Has high hopes for @JudsonCollier 's new webapp, http://twitterbash.com, out in an hour.
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no, seriously. you're a "technical and operations manager" and you don't know how basic email reply works. i want to punch you in the teeth.
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Just turned around -- and there's George Carlin. Even I can be surprised now and then.
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Hint: If you're a German company trying to make inroads in the United States, do not put "Adolf" in your product name.
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Both of my housemates look up from their laptops (read: facebook) and ask when I'm going to stop being a geek. Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Glass staircase in Apple Store: poor design for dress weather, you creep.
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@beanorama And if you don't live the fabulous life of Caroline Bean what are your 4th of July plans????
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Safari + Flash = %&^#*($&# :|
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"Time travel works!" the note read. "However you can only travel to the past and one-way." I recognized my own handwriting and felt a chill.
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Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!
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A pig with slightly better lipstick.
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loves the kooter, not the sausage.
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Yeah, and I'll be doing in-depth meta-commentary on all the "metaliveblog" coverage. Unless I can figure out how to load this pistol first.
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@55566688833 I mean, if I ate that music, I would have put my finger down my throat so I could purge myself of it.
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God, GoDaddy is garbage.
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Clown from Barnum & Bailey circus reclining on Eames lounge chair http://tinyurl.com/3r8wsa
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one episode of scrubs, then bed. I swear I've said that before.
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installing EE. Wonder how many times i've done this routine :)
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crazy homeless lady in palo alto talking to herself/thin air said: "zuckerberg got thrown a curveball" yup its a bubble
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O joyless, chunky daughter of the art fair face painter, whole operas should be written for you, but I can offer only this.
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"@ChrisFisher is not a man, he is collection of malicious thoughts and bad influence that travels through games wrecking guilds and souls."
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Forgot to tweet this some girl at a party I was at friday SHIT HER PANTS
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I just finger banged some chick i met in the wendys parking lot in stanley. now her snatch smells like copenhagen and jack daniels.
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@notgay If you don't unmount properly, you'll be fsck'ed
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Fine, I'll join the meme. #7yearsago today I was sitting in a Waffle House plotting a bank robbery. Seriously.
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Twoubling Twitter Tongue Twister or "The Twitter Sobriety Test" http://twurl.nl/bcycx0 Virtually impossible after 2 beers or bottle of twine
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Kid to friend on the street: "When I grow up, I'm going to be drunk all the damn time."
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@JohnMcCain2008 looks like a little raisin. I want to put him in my oatmeal for breakfast. All $22 million of him.
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喜愛 磨剑庐>> http://www.thws.cn/
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web2.0 reviews http://tinyurl.com/5nzmhd
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syncbus—同步更新你多个迷你博客和社交网络 http://tinyurl.com/6zfbgx
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I think I just swallowed a gnat.
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I realize movies are his job and lifelong passion, but I'm still bummed Roger Ebert spent 87 minutes of existence on _The Love Guru_.
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Just bought tickets to the All Blacks vs. Wallabies game. Awesomeness.
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Turning my blog into something a little more personal and average.
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I actually want to rape IE.
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I would love to meet the guy at Apple who made the Front Row keyboard command SO SIMILAR to the "Force Quit" cmd.
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You know its bad when you know the backing tracks to 'This American Life' by heart.
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I feel like chicken and honey mustard.
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Loudly playing dance music. Alone.
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oh hey, did I just scoop @techcrunch on their own story?
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Just set @Twitterrific to filter out all tweets containing "qik" because I'm not interested in seeing when anyone's streaming live. :)
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escape from http://tinyurl.com/5wvnhx
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My semi-racist grandmother on Bagel Bites: "You've got the Jews and the Italians in one product!"
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somebody posted the combination to my luggage on DIGG
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My 2 takeaways from SXSW: (1) Everyone has underestimated Twitter (2) Sarah Lacey probably has a future in the restaurant service industry
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http://a.viary.com may actually be better than sliced bread. I mean, I can just tear off a piece of bread, so yeah.
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@judsoncollier quoted the bible, and 50 cent, back to back. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is amazing.
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OH: "I like an escalator, man, because it can never break. It can only become stairs."
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Me: "Do these pants make my ass look big?" Him: "Yes, and that's why I'm about to fuck the hell out of you." Who says chivalry is dead?
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@preshit 5k for a mouse? What does it do - move using your mind control commands?
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About to cook an epic meal for my parents.
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Dropped my iPhone in water a few months ago; it broke. Bought a 16GB replacement. Decided to plug old one in today...now it works fine. Wow.
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It seems that the internet is 'public financing' of campaigns. Yet again, markets and tech trumps government and regulation
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Un digg pout Twitter http://www.twitterbash.com/
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Amazon should buy Twitter
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I feel so fucking helpless. Readers want new content every day, but they don't want ads, and it goes on and on. People, work/life balance.
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OH: Ohio
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