alexknowshtml

@judsoncollier quoted the bible, and 50 cent, back to back. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is amazing.

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factoryjoe

OH: "I like an escalator, man, because it can never break. It can only become stairs."

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adrianadeleo

Me: "Do these pants make my ass look big?" Him: "Yes, and that's why I'm about to fuck the hell out of you." Who says chivalry is dead?

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chetthaker

@preshit 5k for a mouse? What does it do - move using your mind control commands?

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missrogue

About to cook an epic meal for my parents.

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pourhadi

Dropped my iPhone in water a few months ago; it broke. Bought a 16GB replacement. Decided to plug old one in today...now it works fine. Wow.

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fredwilson

It seems that the internet is 'public financing' of campaigns. Yet again, markets and tech trumps government and regulation

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vendeesign

Un digg pout Twitter http://www.twitterbash.com/

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sull

Amazon should buy Twitter

by sull

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GlennWolsey

I feel so fucking helpless. Readers want new content every day, but they don't want ads, and it goes on and on. People, work/life balance.

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