@judsoncollier quoted the bible, and 50 cent, back to back. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is amazing.
OH: "I like an escalator, man, because it can never break. It can only become stairs."
Me: "Do these pants make my ass look big?" Him: "Yes, and that's why I'm about to fuck the hell out of you." Who says chivalry is dead?
@preshit 5k for a mouse? What does it do - move using your mind control commands?
About to cook an epic meal for my parents.
Dropped my iPhone in water a few months ago; it broke. Bought a 16GB replacement. Decided to plug old one in today...now it works fine. Wow.
It seems that the internet is 'public financing' of campaigns. Yet again, markets and tech trumps government and regulation
Un digg pout Twitter http://www.twitterbash.com/
Amazon should buy Twitter
I feel so fucking helpless. Readers want new content every day, but they don't want ads, and it goes on and on. People, work/life balance.





