Hey Stranger!

installing EE. Wonder how many times i've done this routine :)

by scottjehl

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crazy homeless lady in palo alto talking to herself/thin air said: "zuckerberg got thrown a curveball" yup its a bubble

by JasonLBaptiste

2 karma

O joyless, chunky daughter of the art fair face painter, whole operas should be written for you, but I can offer only this.

by scottsimpson

2 karma

"@ChrisFisher is not a man, he is collection of malicious thoughts and bad influence that travels through games wrecking guilds and souls."

by evansims

1 karma

Forgot to tweet this some girl at a party I was at friday SHIT HER PANTS

by sidebeer

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I just finger banged some chick i met in the wendys parking lot in stanley. now her snatch smells like copenhagen and jack daniels.

by MockRedneck

1 karma

@notgay If you don't unmount properly, you'll be fsck'ed

by bigfleet

1 karma

Fine, I'll join the meme. #7yearsago today I was sitting in a Waffle House plotting a bank robbery. Seriously.

by benmarvin

1 karma

Twoubling Twitter Tongue Twister or "The Twitter Sobriety Test" http://twurl.nl/bcycx0 Virtually impossible after 2 beers or bottle of twine

by dhollings

1 karma

Kid to friend on the street: "When I grow up, I'm going to be drunk all the damn time."

by cabel

1 karma