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"@ChrisFisher is not a man, he is collection of malicious thoughts and bad influence that travels through games wrecking guilds and souls."

by evansims

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Forgot to tweet this some girl at a party I was at friday SHIT HER PANTS

by sidebeer

1 karma

Me: "Do these pants make my ass look big?" Him: "Yes, and that's why I'm about to fuck the hell out of you." Who says chivalry is dead?

by adrianadeleo

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I just finger banged some chick i met in the wendys parking lot in stanley. now her snatch smells like copenhagen and jack daniels.

by MockRedneck

1 karma

@notgay If you don't unmount properly, you'll be fsck'ed

by bigfleet

1 karma

Fine, I'll join the meme. #7yearsago today I was sitting in a Waffle House plotting a bank robbery. Seriously.

by benmarvin

1 karma

Twoubling Twitter Tongue Twister or "The Twitter Sobriety Test" http://twurl.nl/bcycx0 Virtually impossible after 2 beers or bottle of twine

by dhollings

1 karma

Kid to friend on the street: "When I grow up, I'm going to be drunk all the damn time."

by cabel

1 karma

@preshit 5k for a mouse? What does it do - move using your mind control commands?

by chetthaker

0 karma

Un digg pout Twitter http://www.twitterbash.com/

by vendeesign

-1 karma